“Dude, Brian, I just had a great shi— I mean duh— I mean cra— I mean, Ohhh, hi Great-grandma, gosh. When did you get here? Where’s Brian?”

Maybe Great-grandma’s a zombie too.

I’ve been slipping, guys. I’ve been tired and busy lately. BUT, this week, there will be FIVE stories I can be proud of. And if I like them, so will you.