28. Yawn

April 27, 2008

A hairdresser in the Tron
Discovered he loved to eat flan.
He digested its sugars
Until the stuff gave him boogers
And he had to quit the salon.

image: VeganWarrior on flickr

How do YOU pronounce flan?

This is what the Tron is.
 

12. Say

April 12, 2008

There once was a girl name zha-nay
Who liked to knit birds out of hay.
She fed them Red Bull
Until they were full
And then they could all fly away.

image: litlnemo on flickr