28. Yawn
April 27, 2008
A hairdresser in the Tron
Discovered he loved to eat flan.
He digested its sugars
Until the stuff gave him boogers
And he had to quit the salon.
image: VeganWarrior on flickr
How do YOU pronounce flan?
This is what the Tron is.
12. Say
April 12, 2008
There once was a girl name zha-nay
Who liked to knit birds out of hay.
She fed them Red Bull
Until they were full
And then they could all fly away.
image: litlnemo on flickr